Welcome back Mike. I missed your balancing Liberal point of view. (Which p**sed me off from time to time :-) but that's okay.

>Thanks, John.
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>It was suggested to me by email that I apologize for some of my past behavior here, which has generally been due to alcohol. I am pretty amiable sober but tend to be obnoxious when drinking. So, sorry, folks. I will try to be be on my best behavior.
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>>Yeah, we tease him a lot, cause we got him on the spot, Welcome Back!
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>>Sure Tiger's wife was trying to crown him. Duh! lol
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>>>It seems to have happened the other way around for the most famous golfer in the world. As a cop didn't you sense Tiger's wife was going after him with a club. I doubt he just crashed a hundred yards from home for no reason. She was swinging from the heels.
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>>>Maybe he has humanoid feelings after all. His game has not been the same at all since the Thanksgiving incident. Not to mention the embarrassing revelations about apparently every hooker and D-list actress in the country. He has worse taste in mistresses than Bill Clinton!
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>>>>Dude, that is just wrong! Funny, but wrong! lol
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>>>>>A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apart-
>>>>>ment and find a man holding a 5-iron in his hands, standing
>>>>>over the lifeless body of a woman on the ground.
>>>>>
>>>>>The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?"
>>>>>
>>>>>"Yes."
>>>>>
>>>>>"Did you hit her with that golf club?"
>>>>>
>>>>>"Yes. Yes, I did," the man, answers. He stifles a sob, drops
>>>>>the club and puts his hands on his head.
>>>>>
>>>>>"How many times did you hit her?"
>>>>>
>>>>>"I don't know. Five...maybe six ...put me down for a five."