>Two men were sitting at a bar at the top of a skyscraper. Both were bending their elbows at a steady rate. The first man said, "You know, there's such an updraft on the outside of this building, that if you jump off, you'll fall for a bit, but the updraft will catch you, and bring you right back up to this balcony.
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>The second guy said, "I don't believe it, you'll have to prove this to me."
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>So the first guy goes over the balcony and jumps off. He falls and falls and falls, and then he slows in mid drop, and begins rising back up.
>Finally, he lightly steps back onto the balcony. "See, I told you," he says.
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>The second guy says, "I've got to try that." So he jumps off the balcony, and falls and falls and falls and falls. Finally, splat on the ground.
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>The first guy returns to the bar and orders another drink.
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>As he serves the drink, the bartender says, "You're a mean drunk, Superman."

FYI - rated R.

Superman is out flying around one day...just joy flying & killing some time. He's flying though the city and see's spiderman all stuck up against the side of a building. Superman fly's over to him and says "Hey how's it going today? whatcha doing?". Spiderman replies "oh no crimes today..just hanging out counting the bricks on the side of this building..wanna help me count?". Superman says no thanks..and flys off. Decides to go fly out over the ocean - looks down in the water..and sure enough he see's aquaman. Superman figures hey...I'm superman - can hold my breath forever! So he shoots down in the water and asks aquaman "Hey how's it going today? whatcha doing?". Aquaman replies "oh no crimes today..just hanging out counting the fish on the side of this reef..wanna help me count?". Superman says no thanks..and flys off. So then he's flyng over the water..and comes up to the beach...and THERE she is...wonderwoman - laying out on the beach.... totally naked. So superman figures...hey...I'm superman - faster than a speeding bullit! So he figures he can fly down there..do his thing...and be gone before she even wakes up! So sure enough he does. A few seconds later wonderwoman wakes up and says "what the heck was that?". The invisible man replies "I dunno, but I gotta pain in my butt like you wouldn't believe!"