>>http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/sns-segway-owner-dies-freak-accident,0,1642322.story
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>>The owner of the Segway company died Sunday in a freak accident when he rode one of his firm's two-wheeled scooters off a cliff and into a river, according to British press reports.
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>>He got transported in more ways than one. Or you might say he segued.
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>>What is going on over there?! First a musician gets killed by a rolling hay bale, now this.
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>"He was flying the Segway to heaven"

LOL

"If there's a Segway in your hedgerow / Don't be alarmed now"