>>>>>http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/sns-segway-owner-dies-freak-accident,0,1642322.story
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>>>>>The owner of the Segway company died Sunday in a freak accident when he rode one of his firm's two-wheeled scooters off a cliff and into a river, according to British press reports.
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>>>>>He got transported in more ways than one. Or you might say he segued.
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>>>>>What is going on over there?! First a musician gets killed by a rolling hay bale, now this.
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>>>>"He was flying the Segway to heaven"
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>>>That was *very* good !
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>>I thought so also, and posted it immediately after I came up with the altered lyrics. But I was a little bit afraid to post it since someone might find it offensive to make jokes about a tragic accident.
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>Well, he was evidently a very good man and of course it is tragic - but funny is funny. I hope he would have had a laugh as well.

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