At least it was sham. The real stuff might have been worse.

Very funny :)

It's been several hours and my throat is STILL burning.

I guess I should have remembered the old TV commercial...."this shampoo is made with 1/3rd real beer...but don't drink it"

I think maybe I'll switch to Herbal Essence...if that stuff is as mild as they say, I should be able to do an accidental chug without it burning the sh__ out of my throat.