>>I swallowed a bit of shampoo this morning by mistake.
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>>Burned the living bejeezus out of my throat.
>
>"That's how you know it's working."
>
>At least it was sham. The real stuff might have been worse.
Yep sham poo 50 cents - real poo a dollar.
I ain't skeert of nuttin eh?
Yikes! What was that?
