When I said, "wow, Chiefs won, Oregon Ducks won, and today ain't even my birthday"....I was wrong, it IS my birthday.

Just like the Monopoly card says, "Life insurance matures, collect $500", I got an unexpected windfall this evening.

So I'll be able to buy an iPad, without needing to stick a crowbar in my wallet.

I cannot believe I'm buying an Apple product. After looking at so many products with the idea, "I want it to do what the iPad does", I finally realized I should just buy the freakin' iPad.