A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were:
The short story had to contain the following three things..
(1) Religion
(2) Sexuality
(3) Mystery
Below is the only A+ short story in the entire class.
"Good God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it.?"
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Don't Tread on Me
Overthrow the federal government NOW!
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