A few (very few) mild chuckles ... that's about it for me. Sorry Kevin, I guess you're stunned and I guess I flunked your test! <g> I'm hurt. I'm deeply hurt.
The lines, "And this was Carter's hostage solution?" and "There goes another pump-and-munch, the air filled with Slim Jims and obscene trucker tapes" are classics.
I'm so sad (sniff). I wanted to share something funny with everyone. :(