Just when I thought that after 20 years online I know pretty much any joke ever told in Serbian, here's a new genre: Chuck Norris jokes. Here's the latest crop.

q: what is Chuck Norris doing in boiling water?

a: cooling his balls


q: what is Chuck Norris doing in Zemun? (a smaller city on the other bank of Sava, opposite of Belgrade, with its own crime clan)

a: what he's told to do

When Chuck Norris blows into an electric outlet, the bubbles appear at the dam.

Chuck Norris understands women.

Chuck Norris scores in waterpolo through the goalie's legs.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris knows how to cause a malfunction in a marble.

q: Why does Superman fly?

a: Because Chuck Norris walks.