The Panthers at 1-7 (lost the last game 34-3) still have John Fox. Go figure. Down, down, down they go..... Well, make it 1-8 now. They had a rough day, with their 2 top running backs on the shelf.
I just noticed that Carolina has only scored 104 points this season and has the league's worst point differential, even worse than Buffalo's. I don't see how John Fox will be around after this season.
If there's any good news, in 2001 the Panthers went 1-15...and then went to the Super Bowl years later. So maybe your 32nd birthday present will be another Panther trip to the Super Bowl. :)