All I watch is "Dexter", which is commercial free,

Oh, I can see it now...

Lumen (texting to Dexter)..."Sweetie, I'm on my way to the ritual site...do you need me to pick up anything alone the way?"
Dexter (texting to Lumen)...."Honey, I need you to buy some 100 lb capacity industrial strength garbage bags....#2 Black"
Lumen (texting to Dexter)...."Sure thing....luv u"
Dexter (looking at the bite marks on his shoulder that Lumen left the night before)..."Luv u...always"

While all along, they're using the texting app on a Windows Mobile Phone....

Those 2 crazy kids.... :)