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>March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday, and I got him an iPhone.
>He just loved it. Who wouldn't?
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>I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when
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>My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.
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>September came by so for her birthday I got my wife an iRon.
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>It was around then that the fight started......
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>What the wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
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>This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.
I love iRonic anecdotes.
Charles Hankey
Though a good deal is too strange to be believed, nothing is too strange to have happened.
- Thomas Hardy
Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They don't mean to do harm-- but the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it because they are absorbed in the endless struggle to think well of themselves.
-- T. S. Eliot
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed sheep contesting the vote.
- Ben Franklin
Pardon him, Theodotus. He is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.