>>Ok,
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>>Some of you may be aware, I work for the government. If you understand that, you should be afraid. The next one of you that posts one of these silly little chicken little things, I'm sending out the "boys" to take care of you. This is not an idle threat, you know I can do it. After all look what I've done to Clinton, Newt, Starr and the others who dissed VFP!
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>>You have been warned!
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>Pshaw, we ( The Bavarian Illuminati in conjuction with the Trilateral Commission ) bought and sold you Feds long ago...
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>WE are in control, and, what's more, we do it so deviously that you don't even know we're running things.
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>You already -have- been assimilated...

The sky isn't really falling, the Earth is rising!