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From
08/01/2011 12:25:05
Dragan Nedeljkovich (Online)
Now officially retired
Zrenjanin, Serbia
 
 
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08/01/2011 07:46:31
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Forum:
Health
Category:
Diseases
Title:
Re: Flu
Miscellaneous
Thread ID:
01495130
Message ID:
01495246
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30
>>>>http://www.cbc.ca/health/story/2011/01/06/flu-early.html
>>>
>>>We got our flu shots about a month ago. With the limited insurance plan I currently have, I can't afford to get really sick. A flu shot is cheap insurance. <g>
>>
>>Sounds like "I wish I was so rich... then I could contract some exotic disease".
>>
>>But then the verb "contract" sounds so ambiguous... as if one could hire a contractor to be ill instead.
>
>The flu business is taking off nicely. A few well placed scare stories and people pile in for unnecessary treatment.
>Here's my tip. Get flu. Go to bed. Drink plenty of fluids. Feel ill for a few days.Get better.

Actually, my prevention scheme goes like "if you feel like you may feel some wee symptoms of flu tomorrow, eat a lot of raw onion for dinner - take a big one, eat it like an apple, then wait for all the microbes to go out and puke and not come back". It does work, I haven't had flu for decades. Unless we count the American Lite, which would last a couple of hours, or maybe two days, which doesn't hold a candle to proper European flu, of which there are two kinds. The first kind, medicated, lasts a week. The other kind last seven days.

>That'll be $150.00.

Since that's the advice I already self-administered before reading this, I guess I'll have to charge myself. Now where's that charger...

back to same old

the first online autobiography, unfinished by design
What, me reckless? I'm full of recks!
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