Kevin:
I liked your jokes. People often tell me that my humor is very intellectual, but yours is far more so.
I'm a one-liner comedian. Here are some of the jokes that I've made up, some of which I use on stage. I've thought about putting them as taglines at the end of my UT posts, but I didn't know if it would seem conceited.

A dyslexic spammer keeps sending me maps. :-)

I figured out why Microsoft calls its product "Windows": It's because, when you open up 3 of them, you freeze! :-)

I took a SQL course, but it wasn't as good as the original. :-)

My friend's mother had silicone implants, and he was breast-fed. Now he's a computer whiz. :-)

My postman's name is Daemon, and everything I mail out gets Returned to Sender. :-)

Jerry