>>http://shine.yahoo.com/event/green/blueberry-imposters-fake-blueberries-may-be-in-your-packaged-foods-2446815/
>"Genuine Faux Blueberries" ?
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>How 'bout washing it all down with a glass of real artificially-flavoured orange-coloured breakfast drink with pulp-like particles? Just add water!

An old joke from Mad magazine. There's a drawing of a common guy, and inscription below says "instant idiot - just add alcohol".