Kevin, I wanted to stop by to apologize for causing a problem at your house. I know you keep late hours and ass-umed the phone number on my caller ID was a phone in your office. If I had known it would wake your wife and set her off I would not have called. It was not going to be a malicious call, either. (You say I have done that before, which I do not recall, but then I might not). I don't like having long running problems with people and hoped we could clear the air, just talk about sports and normal stuff.
Apology accepted.
Now, go get some help, before this situation with your drinking kills you.