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Mubarak has quit
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14/02/2011 08:32:45
 
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>>>>>I think I saw some women with their heads uncovered too. I wonder if that means they really will have a more democratic government?
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>>>>Oh my! Say, if a woman dies as she fights for Allah, does she get 70 studs in heaven? . . . just asking . . .
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>>>Stirring the pot again, huh? I'm doubting it, but I'm doubting the other side of that equation too....
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>>Yes, I am stiring up the pot again. :) I too doubt the other side of the equation. Its all about persuading someone to overcome the fear of dying for a cause. Not only is there a pat on the back from Allah, but he has seventy virgins who cannot wait to meet you.
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>I've been giving serious thought to this and I've finally decided that YES, I want 70 virgins! I mean, NO, what would I do with 70 virgins? There is also a need for more information here. Just how OLD are these 70 virgins? If they are 60 and they are still virgins.... If they are 10... and even if they are 19 . . . . Can I see some recent photos of these virgins? What kind of attitude do they have? Would they all know each other, so that I would basically be dealing with a female gang? What would I call these virgins after they were no longer virgins? I think my wife might like this, if we could put them to work! And, if I could put these ex virgins to work on the streets of Memphis, this may have some promise....

Ahh the land of opporunity has a new business. I keep wonder if any of the virgins know how to cook and if they can . . . maybe a nice bagel deli for those who haven't used the express escalator to the top provided for homocide bombers and arrive in paradise as a single. UPDATE - I'll take one of these over 70 of those every time: KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia — A woman in a jungle region of northern Malaysia rescued her husband from a tiger attack by clubbing the beast on its head with a large wooden soup ladle and chasing it away, police said Monday.
I ain't skeert of nuttin eh?
Yikes! What was that?
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