>>I've been giving serious thought to this and I've finally decided that YES, I want 70 virgins! I mean, NO, what would I do with 70 virgins? There is also a need for more information here. Just how OLD are these 70 virgins? If they are 60 and they are still virgins.... If they are 10... and even if they are 19 . . . . Can I see some recent photos of these virgins? What kind of attitude do they have? Would they all know each other, so that I would basically be dealing with a female gang? What would I call these virgins after they were no longer virgins? I think my wife might like this, if we could put them to work! And, if I could put these ex virgins to work on the streets of Memphis, this may have some promise....
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>You might also want to ask about the GENDER of said virgins!
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>Doug
And always better to ask in advance ( and look for the Adam's apple ) ....
Charles Hankey
Though a good deal is too strange to be believed, nothing is too strange to have happened.
- Thomas Hardy
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