>But does that include trimming your beard and flossing and brushing? My standard morning routine takes about a half hour or so, and that includes my asthma inhaler and rinsing and giving at least 2 of the cats noogies - in spite of the fact that you can't really give a cat a noogy because they like it.
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>I trim my beard 1-2 times a week.
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>Yup, includes the entire dental bit. Gargling with Scope, flossing, swishing with Listerine, and then brushing.
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>So...
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>1 minute for...well, you know....
> 7 minutes in the shower.
>4 minutes to mix and apply all my hair products into one gravity-defying formula
>2 minutes for the dental stuff
>1 minute to get dressed.

You do know that you are supposed to brush your teeth for two minutes right? :o)