>>>>But does that include trimming your beard and flossing and brushing? My standard morning routine takes about a half hour or so, and that includes my asthma inhaler and rinsing and giving at least 2 of the cats noogies - in spite of the fact that you can't really give a cat a noogy because they like it.
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>>>>I trim my beard 1-2 times a week.
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>>>>Yup, includes the entire dental bit. Gargling with Scope, flossing, swishing with Listerine, and then brushing.
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>>>>So...
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>>>>1 minute for...well, you know....
>>>> 7 minutes in the shower.
>>>>4 minutes to mix and apply all my hair products into one gravity-defying formula
>>>>2 minutes for the dental stuff
>>>>1 minute to get dressed.
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>>>You do know that you are supposed to brush your teeth for two minutes right? :o)
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>>Another meaningless figure.
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>> Two minutes of what. How rapid is your brushing,how hard do you press, are you eating a large piece of toffee while brushing. :-)
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>>I remember my daughter stayed away when she was little. When I unpacked her toothbrush it was caked with toffee. I asked her why and she said she was chewing a toffee whole she brushed.
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>Are you telling me that your dentist doesn't tell you to brush your teeth for 2 minutes twice a day? :o)

I went years ago and he gave me filling so I gave up on it as a bad job :-)

Actually I did have a root canal a couple of years back but I regard routine checkups as a money making exercise. I go when I have a severe pain that doesn't go away. I acknowledge I have been blessed with tough teeth.