>>You do know that you are supposed to brush your teeth for two minutes right? :o)
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>>Great...yet another female telling me it's supposed to take longer....when will all of you give me a break?????? :)
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>When the last tooth falls out of your head :-\

Reminds me of an ancient Bedouin curse; "May all your teeth fall out except one, and may you have a toothache in that one."

Actually I have no idea if it's Bedouin, but it somehow sounds better to say it is.