>>http://www.recombinomics.com/News/03171101/H5N1_Fukushima_Radiation.html
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>Thanks for the laugh. ;)
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>My favorite quotes :
>has increased H5N1 pandemic concerns
>a duck
>a whooper swan
>Exposure of blah blah can lead to yada yada which may YAWN!
>Recent two H5N1 cases
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>Quick everyone, panic and overblow everything first, next buy iodine pills, then raid the supermarkets, finally keep yourself glued to the 24 hour hyperventalating of the "News Alerts" cheerleading the Hawaiian and west coast tsunami that wasn't.
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>Oh wait, you're talking flu again. Don't you realize the world has moved on? We're inducing panic about radiation levels less than a chest x-ray crossing the ocean at this point. Please stay up with the crises du jour. ;)

Okay, Jake you asked for it, so here is the wopper: The U.S. dollar is dead.