>ROFL
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>I'm glad they're going back to their roots. On the first day of their "return to glory days" I plan to show up at the local Walmart in a dirty t-shirt, ripped shorts, and flip-flops....buy me a fishing rod and some spark plugs....then go across the street to the local KFC (which is also celebrating it's "back to basics") and get me a bucket of fried chicken...then go back home and sit back on the couch and watch me some pro-wrasslin...... Just like WalMart, I need to stop denying who I really am.

And make sure you vote for Obama. He'll make sure (promise anyway) the gub-mint gives you free stuff.