>Actually, no family trip to Walmart is complete without the husband and wife bickering at each other about something royally stupid. Last time I was at Walmart, a man and woman were fighting with each other about flushing the toilet. I was already in line and didn't want to lose my place, so I had to stand there and listen to these two morons bitch back and forth - wanted to slap both of them silly, except I think the wife would have been able to kick my butt in a fight.

I would've said something...