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A joke for Friday
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15/04/2011 23:30:23
 
 
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Humor
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Jokes
Miscellaneous
Thread ID:
01507459
Message ID:
01507561
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>Well, my wife says I'm not a complete idiot - but that's only because I never finish anything.
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>ROFL!!!
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>Actually, my wife said I can do whatever I want...so long as I'm working.

I guess she figures if it works, don't fix it.


Charles Hankey

Though a good deal is too strange to be believed, nothing is too strange to have happened.
- Thomas Hardy

Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They don't mean to do harm-- but the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it because they are absorbed in the endless struggle to think well of themselves.

-- T. S. Eliot
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed sheep contesting the vote.
- Ben Franklin

Pardon him, Theodotus. He is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
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