>>>>Also, if financial institutions had to pay the taxes on the houses they own when they foreclose (they do not), it wouldn't be going down.
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>>>Maybe that's what I should do... become a financial institution, give myself a loan to buy my house for myself, pay nothing, foreclose myself, stop paying the tax, actually get myself (as a bank) into the red and get bailed out. That way I wouldn't pay taxes, can keep the house, and would get money from others' taxes to pay the house to myself.
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>>>Nice.
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>>I'll be happy to provide any postdated documents you may need. They are of course legally binding even though they aren't printed yet.
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>I'd prefer something beginning with 18... so I could proudly put "est. 18xx" to my logo.
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>Legitimacy wasn't questioned at all. Just as long as you provide a proper watermark, it's all legit.

Great news. I have escaped from Hauser's Law.