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A Programmer Goes to the Store
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16/04/2011 17:56:59
 
 
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16/04/2011 10:30:53
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Humor
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Jokes
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Thread ID:
01507541
Message ID:
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>>A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer, "Could you please go to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"
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>>A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
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>>The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
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>>He replied, "They had eggs."

>
>ha ha

...sez the wife ;-)

Her mistake was not adding AND DWIMNWIS() to the query.
Regards. Al

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