>One of my favorites here in PA Dutch country, you finish dinner, the waitress comes up and asks, "will you be having desert then?". You should see the look on their faces when I say, "No, I'd rather have it now..."
Steven Wright, the comedian, said he saw a sign in a restaurant that claimed they serve breakfast anytime. He said, I would like mine during the French Revolution!
John Harvey
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"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Stephen Wright