>>( ... Don't forget to tip your server )
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>Is that anything like cow tipping?
If it is, I hope the servers I tipped in my day thought of me as a big tipper.
>My server's bolted securely to the rack, that might be challenging ;)
How Kraft(Ebding)y of you. Sounds kinky. But secured to a rack really does make it sound less challenging.
Charles Hankey
Though a good deal is too strange to be believed, nothing is too strange to have happened.
- Thomas Hardy
Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They don't mean to do harm-- but the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it because they are absorbed in the endless struggle to think well of themselves.
-- T. S. Eliot
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed sheep contesting the vote.
- Ben Franklin
Pardon him, Theodotus. He is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
