Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament.
At first I said, "Naaahhh! Not interested."
Then they said to me "Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids."
Then I thought...
I could win this thing!
Wine is sunlight, held together by water - Galileo Galilei
Un jour sans vin est comme un jour sans soleil - Louis Pasteur
Water separates the people of the world; wine unites them - anonymous
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world - Ernest Hemingway
Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance - Benjamin Franklin