>>Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
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>>To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men twelve bottles of beer each. The scientists observed that 100% of the male test group gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive.
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>>No further testing is planned.
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>Man driving down road.
>Woman driving up same road.
>They pass each other.
>Woman yells out window, PIG!
>Man yells out window, B_TCH!
>Man rounds next curve.
>Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
>Thought For the Day:
>If men would just listen

Both of my former Dutch girlfriends said the same thing about Dutch men: "Wooden shoes, wooden head, wouldn't listen".