Texting Codes for all you Seniors


Because more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code.)
If you have reached the magical golden number of 50 or above, you qualify and these are the codes for you.

Most of my friends can't remember 50...enjoy.

ATD : At The Doctor's

BFF : Best Friend Fell

BTW : Bring The Wheelchair

CUATSC : See You At The Senior Center

FWIW : Forgot Where I Was

FYI : Found Your Insulin

GGPBL : Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA : Got Heartburn Again

HGBM : Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO : Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO : Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL : Living On Lipitor

OMSG : Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL...CGU : Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP : Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL : Talk To You Louder --

WAITT? : Who Am I Talking To?

HYSMX?: Have You Seen My X-Lax