>>>>David Beckham's soccer skills ...
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>>>>http://video.nl.msn.com/watch/video/unbelievable-david-beckham-skills/1jh7hxof0
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>>>I have to say I am less than floored. Lots of guys can kick a ball a long way on a beach unopposed. I went to high school with a keeper who could kick it almost the length of the field.
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>>>Maybe it was the mounds of Philadelphia cream cheese on his fish that gave him the extra leg (pun intended).
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>>Yes you're quite right. The guys a moron with skills any fool can master.
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>Never mind. I remember the biting wit of the English.
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>Troubles of my own here, troubles of my own (old blues riff).

I'm not English, but in England. Did you actually look properly at the video? He kicked 3 balls into 3 dustbins at some distance, in a row, barefoot, on a sandy beach. If you think that is less than impressive then you must have seen some truly mind-boggling feats and I would love to see those videos instead.