>Unlike the movies, I know how to sidestep a boulder instead of running in the same straight line that it's rolling. Some people call me gifted. I call myself a genius.
I always tell my wife and daughter the same thing! Fortunately I was never put in that situation, who knows how movies affected my instincts. People should call you modest :P
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Jorge L. Borges?
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