>>Why would that be cruel? I like hamburgers.
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>>>Not existing cows. That would be cruel. Just new cows. Screw baby cows!
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>Because outlawed cows make for tough burgers and steaks!

If cows are outlawed, only outlaws will have cows.

There are plenty of cow jokes -- I just made one -- but my understanding is the methane gas from those mega cattle herds out west is a serious environmental issue.

Oh wait, we don't care about the environment. Drill, baby, drill.