>>>Remember John is a servant of the law.
>>>
>>> If you make it illegal to eat bananas he'll be on here telling you how bad bananas are and how they have ruined the life of those banana-heads
>>
>>Don't get me started on Banana-heads. They just hang around tossing peels and endangering the public. They're a menace I tell you.
>>
>>The War On Bananas Has Failed!
>>
>>:)
>
>Eating bananas means you support terrorism!!

Now there's a joke with appeal. (Sorry).