Thank you for confirming my suspicion.
>MSNBC Reports that President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party.
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>Fox News is reporting that Conservatives have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.