>MSNBC Reports that President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party.
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>Fox News is reporting that Conservatives have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.


Focks News are now confirming that natural disasters are more frequent during Democratic Administrations. Glenn Bock is quoted as saying " They are the antichrist and God need to get his retaliation in when he can."