>Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart
>beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and
>he begins to think irrationally??? Ever wonder why?
>
>It's because she smells like a new golf bag!
>
>Have a great weekend, all!
I think I'd be more likely to take up golf because the bag smells like woman in leather <s>
Charles Hankey
Though a good deal is too strange to be believed, nothing is too strange to have happened.
- Thomas Hardy
Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They don't mean to do harm-- but the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it because they are absorbed in the endless struggle to think well of themselves.
-- T. S. Eliot
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed sheep contesting the vote.
- Ben Franklin
Pardon him, Theodotus. He is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
