>>>Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart
>>>beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and
>>>he begins to think irrationally??? Ever wonder why?
>>>
>>>It's because she smells like a new golf bag!
>>>
>>>Have a great weekend, all!
>>
>>I think I'd be more likely to take up golf because the bag smells like woman in leather <s>
>
>I have instructed friends to terminate me if they ever see me playing golf.
>If all golfers in the UK where exterminated tomorrow we'd be rid of a significant number of racists and morons.
Obama also resents this remark <g>
"The creative process is nothing but a series of crises." Isaac Bashevis Singer
"My experience is that as soon as people are old enough to know better, they don't know anything at all." Oscar Wilde
"If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom; and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that too." W.Somerset Maugham
