>You know what they say, a millisecond here and a millisecond there... After a few years, you may actually have "earned" enough milliseconds to compensate for the time it took to optimize your code.

During the Bosnian war, Mujo and Fata ran out of money, and there were those observer guys full of dollars and German marks... so they decided to get her into, ahem, personal entertainment business.

After a months, he asks her how much did she make.

- 402 marks.

- How did you get that?

- Two here, two there, four hundred two...