> I know words and phrases but would be lost in a hurry in conversation with a native speaker. It's a beautiful language to listen to.
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>The required phrases for any non-native Spanish speaker traveling Spain:
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>Más despacio, por favor.
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>Also, Andy learned this one from his navy days:
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>Dos cervezas, por favor. Mi amigo paga.
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>And I find this one indispensible when Andy and I are traveling Spain:
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>Mi marido paga.

http://www.spanishdict.com/translate/Mi%20marido%20paga

Which definition did you mean? Maybe you are naughtier than I suspect ;-)

Heck, you probably are. Tom Piper was a fan of yours and he didn't exhibit much interest in women lacking a naughty gene, or doubt that he could persuade them. The last time I heard from Tom was on his annual pilgrimage to Hawaii. He was staying as always at the Royal Hawaiian, as were two nubile young German women. He thought he had a shot ;-) RIP.