>Check out the new t-shirts for sale.
I don't get the point in the first t-shirt. "Only 14 missed work"? What's that supposed to mean?
Difference in opinions hath cost many millions of lives: for instance, whether flesh be bread, or bread be flesh; whether whistling be a vice or a virtue; whether it be better to kiss a post, or throw it into the fire... (from Gulliver's Travels)