>An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
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>The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
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>The officer then asks, "Oh Really?
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>Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
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>The man replies, "That would be my wife, Sir."
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>Have a great weekend all!

WARNING
When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.
When you drink Whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems.
When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.
Apparently, ice is really bad for you. Warn all your friends.