>You say you want a revolution? We’ll sell it to you! > >This Occupy Wall Street Movement has been brought to you by Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. > >“The Ben & Jerry’s board of directors … wish to express our deepest admiration to all of you who have initiated the non-violent Occupy Wall Street Movement,” the company said in a news release this week. > >The ice cream maker has yet to name an official product for the protest. But I’m dreaming of a new chunky swirl called “Occu-Pie Walnut.” > >Meantime, a lesser-known merchandiser, New York City-based Condomania, is selling “Occupy Condoms.” They sport the slogan: “We won’t be screwed!” But doesn’t this bold declaration essentially negate the need for a condom? > >http://www.marketwatch.com/story/occupy-wall-street-needs-corporate-sponsors-2011-10-14 > > >Here are a few other messaging ideas I have for companies that might want to get behind this anti-corporate movement: > >Bank of America : “If you like anarchy and chaos, you’ll love the court filings in our foreclosure cases.” > >Samuel Adams : “Boston beer: Never as harsh as Boston police.” > >Netflix : “We stopped saying ‘Qwikster.’ You stop should stop staying ‘Bankster.’” > >United Airlines : “We love people with too much baggage.” > >General Electric : “Thanks for paying your taxes so we don’t have to.” > >BP : “Why does there always have to be this Gulf between us?” > >Dr. Pepper : “Be a Pepper. Don’t be pepper sprayed.” > >Blackberry : “Could you please try texting whatever it is that you’re so mad about, again.” > >Sotheby’s : “Next time you unwashed hippie activists go barging into to one of our fine auctions, buy something.” > >J.P. Morgan Chase & Co. : “Maybe some day our CEO James Dimon will drop by your house.” > >99¢ Only Store : “The 99% will eventually shop here.” > >Irish Spring % : “Fresher than Arab Spring. Better than American Fall.” > >Galleon Group: “You hug trees. We hug hedges. What’s the difference? … Free Raj Rajaratnam!” > >Capital One : “What’s in your wallet? What? Someone stole your wallet?” > >Goldman Sachs : “You won’t get arrested for obstructing the Brooklyn Bridge after we sell it to you.” >
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