>>Voters around the country are concluding it’s better to be red than dead—applying a whole meaning to an old phrase. If you do not currently live in a red state, there’s a good chance you will be in the near future. Either you will flee to a red state or a red state will come to you—because voters fed up with blue-state fiscal irresponsibility will elect candidates who promise to pass red-state policies.
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>>http://www.forbes.com/sites/merrillmatthews/2011/10/21/the-red-state-in-your-future/
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>Move to Canada. Lots of room, lots of oil, and lots of ice for your drinks. You can just step outside and chip some off the glacier and right into the glass.

Have you hugged your glacier today? Better do it quick, before it melts.