>>>>>Voters around the country are concluding it’s better to be red than dead—applying a whole meaning to an old phrase. If you do not currently live in a red state, there’s a good chance you will be in the near future. Either you will flee to a red state or a red state will come to you—because voters fed up with blue-state fiscal irresponsibility will elect candidates who promise to pass red-state policies.
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>>>>>http://www.forbes.com/sites/merrillmatthews/2011/10/21/the-red-state-in-your-future/
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>>>>Move to Canada. Lots of room, lots of oil, and lots of ice for your drinks. You can just step outside and chip some off the glacier and right into the glass.
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>>>And the fish just jump into your boat.
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>>That's one of the things I want to do in the fairly near future - head way up in Canada to do some fishing.
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>Went with my dad when I was 14-15 or so. The first fish I caught up there was the biggest fish I ever caught in my life, and my dad told me to throw it back because it was small. I also took my first pull of Black Velvet when nobody was looking. That cleared up the ol' sinuses.

Or at least it makes you not care about them..