>Or would it be SALLY FORTH?

Completely unrelated, but just had to post this somewhere. The geeks will appreciate the reference. Found it while searching for a solution to a murky login problem with SQL 2008, in someone's signature:

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the Beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.